About Parties*

*Not an essay on the genesis of the current constitutional crisis.

There’s enough of that out there already. Here’s a short bulletin on that sweet, intoxicating reprise: parties / late 4am sessions / communal dances & gatherings, will all be held on the last weekend of every month this year providing clarity and sanity to us, punters and our neighbours alike. If you want to make use of the booth and host a seedy soirée please do reach out through the usual channels.

We will still take requests for private hires for special occasions (weddings, birthdays, divorce settlements etc) on other such weekends and put in for late hours if requested.